Yesterday I went to visit my old co-workers for lunch and then walk
around the office a bit to say my hello's. I was chatting in the
hallway with one of my old work fav's, Martha - who also happens to be one of the most quick witted & sarcastic ladies around.
In mid-convo, another old co-worker came up to me and committed at
least 3 of the "Things you never say or do to a pregnant lady" sins
within a 30 second time span.
The final of the 3 sins was my favorite:
Her: When are you due?
Me: Mid-April?
Her: And you are already this big?Oh,
bless her heart....she's over 60 so she gets a pass too. I could not
make eye contact with Martha for a solid minute after this happened.
She stared in wide-eyed disbelief of the train wreck that had just
happened and it was all I could do to not pee my pants....seriously, I
had to go to the bathroom so bad!
I was looking for a
funny video to share about things you don't say to a pregnant lady but
came across this instead and I got a big kick out of it. Although I am
sure my old co-workers miss me bunches, at least they won't have the
opportunity to endure the following:
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